Happy Birthday Paula!!!
Happy Birthday to a wonderful wife, mother, business and life partner - no matter what is going on in our lives or what comes our way, she’s always there.
It took me forever to find a birthday card. They’re getting really good these days, and there are always 5 or 10 or 20 that would be suitable. I didn’t get the .99 one, so I wouldn’t appear cheap, but I didn’t spend 4.99 on a musical giggly card either. I’ll have a cake ready later today, and have decided to not put the equivalent number of candles on there as tradition calls - the fire department is kinda far, and scorch marks wouldn’t bode so well with prospective home buyers. I do have 2-3 small extinguishers in the house, but I don’t know if they’ll be enough, or if we’d even be able to get to them on time before the raging blaze consumes us all!!
Ok, ok, I’m just kidding. Put the knife down, dear!
My wife is one of those women that looks beautiful no matter what time of day it is. I’m very lucky to have her in my life, and have dedicated my life to her and our incredible children. So here’s to you, my dear Paula - I’m happy and honored to be able to spend another celebration by your side. I love you.
Your hubby,
George
PS - I’ll play the Wierd Al “Happy Birthday” song later tonight. Don’t worry. 